Wednesday, December 28, 2005
Some funny stuff from my email
HOW THE CHINESE STAY PUT IN ITALY
*** (Ah Pek is just an oldman in chinese)
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to
leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of
the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope
wins, the Chinese would leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a
middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them.
Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more
interesting", he said, "Neither side would be allowed to talk".
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came.
Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine.
Ah Pek pull out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese
can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what
happened?. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the
holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us."
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right
here with us."
"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He
showed
me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for
everything.
What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days
to get out of here.
I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving."
"Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese.
I showed him that we are staying right here."
"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said Ah Pek, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine!!!"
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry ..........please warn the Pope!!
Toyota vs Microsoft
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Toyota had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, TOYOTA issued a press release stating:
If Toyota had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
The 3-minute interview session.....
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P, SIR
OFFICER----------------------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE--------------------MOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------MANMOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE--------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE--------------------METRIC PASS
OFFICER----------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P, SIR
OFFICER----------------------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------MONEY PROBLEM, SIR
OFFICER----------------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE--------------------M. P., SIR
OFFICER----------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE--------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY, SIR
OFFICER: --------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE--------------------MY PERFORMANCE. SIR....?
OFFICER----------------------M P!!
CANDIDATE--------------------WHAT IS THAT, SIR ...??
OFFICER----------------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED.
Have a look at the wrapper on a Coca-Cola 1.5 litre bottle and
>>>in
>>> >>the
>>> >>ingredients label you will find phosphoric acid in it.
>>> >>Minute quantities of ethylene glycol is also used (which is
>>> >>acknowledged in the soft drink world for making it really
>>>
>>> >>chill").This is popularly known as anti-freeze
>>> >>which prevents water from freezing at 0 degree C
>>> >>and instead
drops it by 4-5 degrees with minute quantities.This
>>> >>chemical is a known slow poison in the caliber of arsenic.
>>> >>
>>> >>So, if you manage to drink about 4 litres of Coke
>>> >>within an hour or so, you can die.
>>> >>
>>> >>Read along and give up these dangerous things.
>>> >>
>>> >>Be natural, have flavoured milks, butter milk and plain water
>>> >>instead
>>> >>of these "soft" drinks.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Guess what's the pH for soft drinks, e.g. Coke? pH 3.4! This
>>> >>acidity is
>>> >>strong enough to dissolve teeth and bones!
>>> >>
>>> >>Our human body stops building
bones at the age of about 30.
>>> >>
>>> >>Soft drinks do not have
>>>any
>>> >>nutrition value (in terms of vitamins &minerals).
>>> >>
>>> >>It is high in sugar content, carbonic acid, chemicals
>>>i.e.colorings
>>> >>etc.
>>> >>
>>> >>Some like to take cold soft drinks after each meal.
>>> >>Guess what's the impact?
>>> >>
>>> >>* Our body needs an optimum temperature of
>>> >>37degrees Celsius for digestive enzyme functioning.
>>> >>
>>> >>The temperature of cold soft drinks is very much below 37
>>>degrees
>>> >>
>>> >>or even close to 0 degrees
Celsius.
>>> >>
>>> >>This will dilute the enzymes & stress the digestive system.
>>> >>
>>> >>* The food taken will not be digested.
>>> >>
>>> >>In fact it will be fermented!
>>> >>The fermented food produces gases,decays and becomes toxin,
>>> >>and gets absorbed by the intestine, circulates in
>>>the
>>> >>
>>> >>blood stream and is carried to the whole body.
>>> >>
>>> >>Hence, toxin is cumulated in other parts of the body,
>>> >>
>>> >>developing into various diseases.
>>> >>
>>> >>Think before you drink coke/Pepsi
>>> >>
>>> >>(or any softdrink)
again.
>>> >>
>>> >>Have you ever thought what you drink when you
>>> >>drink an aerated drink?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You gulp down carbon dioxide, when nobody in
>>> >>the world would advise you to drink CO2.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Two months back, there was a competition at
>>> >>Delhi university.
>>> >>
>>> >>"Who could drink the most Coke?"
>>> >>
>>> >>The winner drank 8 bottles and fainted on
>>> >>the spot-too much CO2 in the blood.
>>> >>
>>> >>Thereafter, the principal banned
>>> >>all
>>>soft drinks from the college
canteen!
>>> >>
>>> >>While this might have been an extreme measure,
>>> >>the results do provide some food for thought.
>>> >>
>>> >>Did you know that soft drinks use
>>> >>chemicals in them that cause immense harm to you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Someone put a
>>> >>broken tooth in a bottle of Pepsi and in 10 days it
>>> >>DISSOLVED!
>>> >>
>>> >>Can you believe it?
>>> >>
>>> >>Teeth and bones are the only human parts that stay
>>> >>intact for years after death. Imagine what the drink
>>> >>must be doing to your soft intestines and stomach
lining!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Request to All : Forward this message to your
>>> >>friends to increase the awareness of the great
>>> >>
>>> >>"Assumed soft drinks".
>>> >>Please read this
>>>and forward to all your friends.. you care.
Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of
>> siblings.
>>> Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes
>> who
>>> could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears
>> who
>>> could listen to anything.They grew up together and experienced
>>> happiness and sadness
>>> together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would
>> look
>>> at far away
>>> countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see.
>> Sister
>>> would listen
>>> to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.
>>>
>>> As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love
>> with
>>> each
>>> other.
>>> They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control
>> themselves.
>>> They continued to love each other.
>>>
>>> Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad,
>> mother
>>> was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and
>> gossip
>>> about them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love
>> for
>>> each
>>> other.
>>>
>>> To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother
>>> destroyed
>>> his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since
>> they
>>> could
>>> not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...
>>>
>>> Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story >>> and
>> was
>>> touched by it.
>>> He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
>>>
>>> I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, >>> I
>> did
>>> not buy his CD,
>>> so I cannot share with you the lovely song.
>>>
>>> I remembered the lyrics though, and will share with you how
>>> touching
>>> this song is... enjoy..
(Chinese hanyu pinyin)
>>>
>>> Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu
>>>
>>> Pao de kuai, pao de kaui
>>>
>>> Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo
>>>
>>> Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai....
>>>
>>>
>>> Nice right? : )
A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all,he can only survive for one week.
Sleeping provides us the time to rest our internal organs, eyes and brains.
Poor sleep quality can cause internal damage to our internal organs and brains.
Therefore, sleeping is very important to us.
If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy, please take note of the advice below.
5 DON'TS when you are sleeping
DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Puttin! g the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible.
Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again.
This is no joking matter its been researched before.
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his
manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his manager his
observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying,"My friend,
you have not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- How many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 - 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the National holiday?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I understood Sir! Thank you sir for all the money you
have been giving me for not having worked a single day!
-- Talented Dog --
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"
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-- Clever mother --
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter back from his mother:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."
Love, Mom.
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-- Math Problem --
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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-- Meet the parents --
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
'Spot,' she cried out sharply.
I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.
'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.'
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-- Sex Education --
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I sho uld tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while,
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped stra ight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush
it down the toilet.
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-- Airborne --
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane
started to go down. Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the
passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there were only
three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I
save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm the
smartest man in the world, I deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute
and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.
Take the last parachute and live in peace".
The little boy handed the
parachute back to the priest and said "Not to worry, Father. The
smartest man in the world just jumped out with my back pack."
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-- Rather have a puppy --
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replid, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water.
Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy,"Well, son, we are making you a little brother."
The little boy replied ,"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
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-- I have a question --
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?
The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn anythin'."
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-- Hey! Can give me a push --
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."
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-- Too Small --
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size. One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decide he will show it to her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction. His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."
*** (Ah Pek is just an oldman in chinese)
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to
leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of
the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope
wins, the Chinese would leave.
The Chinese realized that they had no other choice. So they picked a
middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them.
Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate. "To make it more
interesting", he said, "Neither side would be allowed to talk".
The Pope agreed. The day of the great debate came.
Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute.
Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.
Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger.
The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.
Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat.
The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine.
Ah Pek pull out an apple.
The Pope stood up and said: "I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese
can stay."
An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what
happened?. The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the
holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there
was still one God common to both our religions."
"Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us."
He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right
here with us."
"I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He
showed
me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for
everything.
What could I do?"
Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek.
"What happened?" they asked.
"Well," said Ah Peh, "First he indicated to me that all Chinese had 3 days
to get out of here.
I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving."
"Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese.
I showed him that we are staying right here."
"Yes, and then???" asked the crowd.
"I don't know", said Ah Pek, "He took out his lunch, and I took out
mine!!!"
Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry ..........please warn the Pope!!
Toyota vs Microsoft
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Toyota had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."
In response to Bill's comments, TOYOTA issued a press release stating:
If Toyota had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
The 3-minute interview session.....
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P, SIR
OFFICER----------------------TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE--------------------MOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------MANMOHAN PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?
CANDIDATE--------------------NO, MUNNUR PAL, SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS IT ?
CANDIDATE--------------------METRIC PASS
OFFICER----------------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?
CANDIDATE--------------------M P, SIR
OFFICER----------------------AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
CANDIDATE--------------------MONEY PROBLEM, SIR
OFFICER----------------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE--------------------M. P., SIR
OFFICER----------------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE--------------------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY, SIR
OFFICER: --------------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE--------------------M P. SIR
OFFICER----------------------WHAT IS IT NOW?
CANDIDATE--------------------MY PERFORMANCE. SIR....?
OFFICER----------------------M P!!
CANDIDATE--------------------WHAT IS THAT, SIR ...??
OFFICER----------------------MENTALLY PUNCTURED.
Have a look at the wrapper on a Coca-Cola 1.5 litre bottle and
>>>in
>>> >>the
>>> >>ingredients label you will find phosphoric acid in it.
>>> >>Minute quantities of ethylene glycol is also used (which is
>>> >>acknowledged in the soft drink world for making it really
>>>
>>> >>chill").This is popularly known as anti-freeze
>>> >>which prevents water from freezing at 0 degree C
>>> >>and instead
drops it by 4-5 degrees with minute quantities.This
>>> >>chemical is a known slow poison in the caliber of arsenic.
>>> >>
>>> >>So, if you manage to drink about 4 litres of Coke
>>> >>within an hour or so, you can die.
>>> >>
>>> >>Read along and give up these dangerous things.
>>> >>
>>> >>Be natural, have flavoured milks, butter milk and plain water
>>> >>instead
>>> >>of these "soft" drinks.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Guess what's the pH for soft drinks, e.g. Coke? pH 3.4! This
>>> >>acidity is
>>> >>strong enough to dissolve teeth and bones!
>>> >>
>>> >>Our human body stops building
bones at the age of about 30.
>>> >>
>>> >>Soft drinks do not have
>>>any
>>> >>nutrition value (in terms of vitamins &minerals).
>>> >>
>>> >>It is high in sugar content, carbonic acid, chemicals
>>>i.e.colorings
>>> >>etc.
>>> >>
>>> >>Some like to take cold soft drinks after each meal.
>>> >>Guess what's the impact?
>>> >>
>>> >>* Our body needs an optimum temperature of
>>> >>37degrees Celsius for digestive enzyme functioning.
>>> >>
>>> >>The temperature of cold soft drinks is very much below 37
>>>degrees
>>> >>
>>> >>or even close to 0 degrees
Celsius.
>>> >>
>>> >>This will dilute the enzymes & stress the digestive system.
>>> >>
>>> >>* The food taken will not be digested.
>>> >>
>>> >>In fact it will be fermented!
>>> >>The fermented food produces gases,decays and becomes toxin,
>>> >>and gets absorbed by the intestine, circulates in
>>>the
>>> >>
>>> >>blood stream and is carried to the whole body.
>>> >>
>>> >>Hence, toxin is cumulated in other parts of the body,
>>> >>
>>> >>developing into various diseases.
>>> >>
>>> >>Think before you drink coke/Pepsi
>>> >>
>>> >>(or any softdrink)
again.
>>> >>
>>> >>Have you ever thought what you drink when you
>>> >>drink an aerated drink?
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>You gulp down carbon dioxide, when nobody in
>>> >>the world would advise you to drink CO2.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Two months back, there was a competition at
>>> >>Delhi university.
>>> >>
>>> >>"Who could drink the most Coke?"
>>> >>
>>> >>The winner drank 8 bottles and fainted on
>>> >>the spot-too much CO2 in the blood.
>>> >>
>>> >>Thereafter, the principal banned
>>> >>all
>>>soft drinks from the college
canteen!
>>> >>
>>> >>While this might have been an extreme measure,
>>> >>the results do provide some food for thought.
>>> >>
>>> >>Did you know that soft drinks use
>>> >>chemicals in them that cause immense harm to you.
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Someone put a
>>> >>broken tooth in a bottle of Pepsi and in 10 days it
>>> >>DISSOLVED!
>>> >>
>>> >>Can you believe it?
>>> >>
>>> >>Teeth and bones are the only human parts that stay
>>> >>intact for years after death. Imagine what the drink
>>> >>must be doing to your soft intestines and stomach
lining!
>>> >>
>>> >>
>>> >>Request to All : Forward this message to your
>>> >>friends to increase the awareness of the great
>>> >>
>>> >>"Assumed soft drinks".
>>> >>Please read this
>>>and forward to all your friends.. you care.
Long Long time ago, in the Tiger Kingdom lived a pair of
>> siblings.
>>> Both were blessed with some gifts. Brother had a pair of eyes
>> who
>>> could see a distance far far away. Sister had a pair of ears
>> who
>>> could listen to anything.They grew up together and experienced
>>> happiness and sadness
>>> together. They like to run to the hills to play. Brother would
>> look
>>> at far away
>>> countries and tell the sister the majestic view that he see.
>> Sister
>>> would listen
>>> to the beautiful sounds and describe for the brother.
>>>
>>> As time goes by, brother and sister started to fall in love
>> with
>>> each
>>> other.
>>> They knew that it was wrong, but they could not control
>> themselves.
>>> They continued to love each other.
>>>
>>> Alas, their parents found out about it. Father was very mad,
>> mother
>>> was very sad. The neighbours would point fingers at them and
>> gossip
>>> about them. Brother and sister were adamant about their love
>> for
>>> each
>>> other.
>>>
>>> To prove that they were truly in love with each other, Brother
>>> destroyed
>>> his eyes and Sister destroyed her ears. They felt that since
>> they
>>> could
>>> not get the blessings, they did not want the gifts...
>>>
>>> Long long after, a musician heard this beautiful love story >>> and
>> was
>>> touched by it.
>>> He decided to compose a song for the lovers.
>>>
>>> I came across this song and it touched my heart too. However, >>> I
>> did
>>> not buy his CD,
>>> so I cannot share with you the lovely song.
>>>
>>> I remembered the lyrics though, and will share with you how
>>> touching
>>> this song is... enjoy..
(Chinese hanyu pinyin)
>>>
>>> Liang zhi lao hu, Liang zhi lao hu
>>>
>>> Pao de kuai, pao de kaui
>>>
>>> Yi zhi mei you yan jing, yi zhi mei you er duo
>>>
>>> Zhen qi guai, zhen qi guai....
>>>
>>>
>>> Nice right? : )
A man can go two weeks without eating. But if he doesn't rest at all,he can only survive for one week.
Sleeping provides us the time to rest our internal organs, eyes and brains.
Poor sleep quality can cause internal damage to our internal organs and brains.
Therefore, sleeping is very important to us.
If you wish to have a long life and stay healthy, please take note of the advice below.
5 DON'TS when you are sleeping
DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH
Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity.
Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.
DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA
Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.
DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE
Puttin! g the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged.
Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible.
Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used.
These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system.
Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.
DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP
People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring.
You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.
DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE
You may never wake up again.
This is no joking matter its been researched before.
After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been
promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the
company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his
manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his manager his
observation.
The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying,"My friend,
you have not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- How many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours ie. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 - 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many
days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the National holiday?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I understood Sir! Thank you sir for all the money you
have been giving me for not having worked a single day!
-- Talented Dog --
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.
Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he lead him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.
The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog "the sign says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect program, that worked flawlessly the first time.
By this time the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still* can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentences that told about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said "yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow!"
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-- Clever mother --
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."
About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter back from his mother:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now."
Love, Mom.
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-- Math Problem --
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form. A student, needing some learning, goes to the pharmacy and asks what kind of knowledge pills are available. The pharmacist says, "Here's a pill for English literature." The student takes the pill and swallows it and has new knowledge about English literature!
"What else do you have?" asks the student.
"Well, I have pills for art history, biology, and world history," replies the pharmacist.
The student asks for these, and swallows them and has new knowledge about those subjects. Then the student asks, "Do you have a pill for math?"
The pharmacist says, "Wait just a moment," goes back into the storeroom, brings back a whopper of a pill, and plunks it on the counter.
"I have to take that huge pill for math?" inquires the student.
The pharmacist replied, "Well, you know math always was a little hard to swallow."
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-- Meet the parents --
A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
'Spot,' she cried out sharply.
I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.
'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.'
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-- Sex Education --
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister
and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting
and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had
gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I sho uld tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he
helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while,
they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped stra ight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush
it down the toilet.
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-- Airborne --
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday
afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane
developed engine trouble. In spite of the best efforts of the pilot the plane
started to go down. Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the
passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there were only
three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I
save lives, so I must live," and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, "I'm the
smartest man in the world, I deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute
and jumped.
The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived a
long and full life. You are young and have your whole life ahead of you.
Take the last parachute and live in peace".
The little boy handed the
parachute back to the priest and said "Not to worry, Father. The
smartest man in the world just jumped out with my back pack."
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-- Rather have a puppy --
A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating.
The little boy asked his Dad what was happening.
The Father replid, "Well, son, they're making a puppy."
The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water.
Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position.
Confused, the boy asked what were they doing.
The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy,"Well, son, we are making you a little brother."
The little boy replied ,"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I'd rather have a puppy!"
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-- I have a question --
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, "How does this boat float?
The father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, "How do fish breath underwater?"
Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know son." A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
Again, the father repied. "Don't rightly know son." Finally, the boy asked his father, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
The father replied, "Of course not, you don't ask questions, you never learn anythin'."
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-- Hey! Can give me a push --
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's 3:30 in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over.
Then a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing on the porch. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost! It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?"
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him."
So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the front door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push?" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"
And the drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing."
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-- Too Small --
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size. One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decide he will show it to her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small dick, and shoves it into her hand. He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction. His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Hello JB !!!
Off to JB on Boxing Day
Met Anthony and Siyan at Paya Lebar Mrt stn. Took train to Kranji Mrt. At Jurong east stn while transfering, found out the rest of the west gang JUZ WOKE UP!!!
Took 170 to customs then to JB. E M'sia customs is still the same nv change, e place is not air-conditioned so hot and long queue, guess their systems still using WIndows 95. Out of the customs and walking into the underground tunnel, i noticed some beggars, don't the govt think its a disgrace for tourist upon the first impression when entering JB. They did some minor constructions, repaving of the roads. Reached City Square and walked around. We had lunch at this place seling Portugese egg tarts. This place was recommended by Sandi when we came some yrs back. All of us ordered the 1/2 chicken set. It comes with 1/2 chicken, coleslaw and either rice, bun or sphagetti. We rated it 4.5/5.
After lunch we decide to walk around frm the top floor. We entered this music shops, selling all e original Japanese soongs. Surprisingly they imported X japan, Gack, Dir En Grey, Malic Mizer ... all J rock and visual bands POWER !!!. The thing was it was cheaper than HMV and faster than amazon.com. I bought X-japan's "The last live video" dvd for rm 79.90, while Si yan bought a Gack dvd. The shop is called JGen at the top floor of CitySquare.
After CitySquare, we headed for Holiday Plaza. People should know go there do what. LOL. I can only say, the pirates there are very rampant. It was dinner time, then I recommended to go Eden Garden for seafood. We reached there and was still quite early. We ordered Horfun, Butter and cereal fried prawns, frogs, deer meat, smabal squid and sambal kang kong. Food not bad total bill of RM164.
Reached Sg around 10pm, then share cab with Anthony, Si yan and Wilson as they stayed in the east.
JB pics
Met Anthony and Siyan at Paya Lebar Mrt stn. Took train to Kranji Mrt. At Jurong east stn while transfering, found out the rest of the west gang JUZ WOKE UP!!!
Took 170 to customs then to JB. E M'sia customs is still the same nv change, e place is not air-conditioned so hot and long queue, guess their systems still using WIndows 95. Out of the customs and walking into the underground tunnel, i noticed some beggars, don't the govt think its a disgrace for tourist upon the first impression when entering JB. They did some minor constructions, repaving of the roads. Reached City Square and walked around. We had lunch at this place seling Portugese egg tarts. This place was recommended by Sandi when we came some yrs back. All of us ordered the 1/2 chicken set. It comes with 1/2 chicken, coleslaw and either rice, bun or sphagetti. We rated it 4.5/5.
After lunch we decide to walk around frm the top floor. We entered this music shops, selling all e original Japanese soongs. Surprisingly they imported X japan, Gack, Dir En Grey, Malic Mizer ... all J rock and visual bands POWER !!!. The thing was it was cheaper than HMV and faster than amazon.com. I bought X-japan's "The last live video" dvd for rm 79.90, while Si yan bought a Gack dvd. The shop is called JGen at the top floor of CitySquare.
After CitySquare, we headed for Holiday Plaza. People should know go there do what. LOL. I can only say, the pirates there are very rampant. It was dinner time, then I recommended to go Eden Garden for seafood. We reached there and was still quite early. We ordered Horfun, Butter and cereal fried prawns, frogs, deer meat, smabal squid and sambal kang kong. Food not bad total bill of RM164.
Reached Sg around 10pm, then share cab with Anthony, Si yan and Wilson as they stayed in the east.
JB pics
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